Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Chocolate Snacken' Cake

Here is a recipe for a chocolate cake that I found in my new Rachael Ray magazine, which I love.

1 T. butter
3 Large eggs
2 C. sugar
1 C. Mayonnaise
1 t. pure vanilla
1/3 C. unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 t. cinnamon, plus more for dusting
1/2 C. hot brewed coffee
2 C. all-purpose flour
1 1/2 t. baking soda
2/3 C. chocolate chips
Confectioners' sugar, for dusting

1. Preheat the oven to 350. Butter a 9 x 13-inch baking pan, then line it with wax paper or parchment paper and butter the paper.
2. Whisk together the eggs, sugar, mayonnaise and vanilla in a large bowl. Place the cocoa and the cinnamon in a small heatproof bowl; whisk in the coffee. Add the coffee mixture to the egg mixture in 3 parts, whisking to blend after each addition. Add the flour and baking soda and whisk until smooth. Stir in the chocolate chips.
3. Pour the batter into the prepared pan. Bake the cake until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean, about 40 minutes. Let the cake cool for 10 minues, then invert onto a rack and let cool for about 1 hour. Dust the cake with cinnamon, then confectioners' sugar, and cut into triangles

Sharon Stone Adopts, Again

Well it looks like Sharon now has 3 baby boys in her little perfect world. Word is she has adopted another boy, Quinn Stone. We shall see, huh? I used to like her and thought she was rather cool, but I am now starting to think she is a lesbo....who thinks she is the SHIT!!! GAG!!!

Monday, June 26, 2006

Hottie of the Day!!

Hottie of the Day -- Nick Lachey!! You all know he is hot, so enjoy the pictures.

What Kind of Diamond are You???

Here is a quick, fun quiz for you to take....

Allie is round-cut diamond. Your shimmering, upbeat personality puts you in the spotlight, just like the round-cut diamond. With a girlie nature and friendly, playful disposition you tend to stay at the top of the It list among your posse, acquaintances, and admirers.

What are you??

New Hair Color for All???

Apparently the new style is black hair. I am not sure if I like it or not on "the girls". I am thinking I like...I know that I am a fan of coloring hair....as I like to go from blonde to red, to dark chocolate. Keep our men guessing, huh?

New Book!! A Must Read!!!

Okay, I just started reading a new book...The Lovely Bones, by Alice Sebold. Wow...is it good. I definitely recommend this book. Tell me what you think....

Nicole and Keith - Beautiful!!!

Well it finally happened on Sunday. Nicole and Keith got hitched. They look incredible. I love the fact that he will get $600,000 for each year that they are married....if they should divorce. What the F***, I understand that she makes tons of money and has tons of money, but it is like every celebrity plans for a divorce. We thought the 80's were bad for divorces, guess we were wrong. I really want to know the divorce rate for the celebs. Any guesses???

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Brad and Skankalina's Baby...

Well here is a picture of the "perfect" baby...the entire world has been waiting for. GAG!!! Yes, it is a cute picture and the baby looks cute.... Just can't stand Brad or the Skank. Check out her big maternity bra....hahaha...hope they are leaking everywhere. Enjoy!!!

Friday, June 02, 2006

What song should you strip to??

Here is a quiz for you. What song should you strip to?

Allie got Dirrty by Christina Aguelera

Chris Daughtry -- Oh my!!!

I was reading over at my girl, Tabloid Whore's blog, this morning and was so upset!!! Say it will not be so. TW came across some pics of Chris Daughtry and his wife at drunkenstepfather.com. They are maybe having a little fight? And who doesn't?? Oh, I love him so much and really want him to stay a normal family man. I know that he married her and adopted those kids...and yes she just had a hysterectomy. Everyone has fights and argues, so I am going to just believe in my little head that it was nothing, and hope that they stay together.

Fettuccine Alfredo -- Yum, Yum!!

Here is a recipe for homemade Alfredo sauce. Very quick and easy.....and oh so rich

Fettuccine Alfredo

1 Stick butter
2 T. Garlic (I use more!!)
1 Pkg Fettuccine noodles
1 Carton whipping cream
1 or 2 cartons of fresh parmesan

Melt butter, add garlic, stir in whipping cream. Whick until reduced a bit. Toss in cooked noodles. Add 3 large handfuls of fresh parmesan. Serve with cooked chicken strips, if desired.

Jessica Simpson sees a Shrink...

So...on May 19th, Jessica was seen leaving a Doctors office. Many thought it was just a little nip/tuck...but it was really to get her head shrunk!! Damn, she needs to see a shrink. Maybe he can tell her what a fool she is for ditching Nick and listening to her "daddy" all the time. She needs to pull her head out of her dad's ass and step up to the plate, and get her man back, before it is toooooo late. He is one fine piece of ass, that won't wait forever.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Holy Crap!!! How many chins do you see?

Kirstie Alley is on her way to eat and decided to have some fun with the papparazzi, using a big water gun. I could barely see the water gun, I was too distracted by the neck...holy shit!! What up Kirstie, looks like you are wearing a fat suit.

It's Official -- Anna Nicole Smith Confirms...she is preggers!!

Well, it seems the rumors are true!! Anna Nicole Smith has confirmed to People Magazine that she is indeed pregnant!! Surprise, surprise!! She was floating on an inflatable raft and looked directly at the camera and said "Well, let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I am happy, very, very happy about it. Things are goin' really, really good and I will be checking in and out periodically on the web, and I'll let you see me as I'm growing"

Damn...say it isn't so...

I never like Denise Richards, and I just read over at TMZ that she will be performing at the one-year anniversary of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge in Pure at Caesar's Palace on Friday, June 9th. BARF!!!! She is such a skank, can't wait to see those pics next week. Sure we will get plenty of her and Richie Sambora.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Why what fat lips you have - Ashlee Simpson

Well, well. Looks like Ashlee went to the spa again---oh I mean the Dr. Hum...I don't know about you but those lips look huge!!! Nose job, lips done...what is next...maybe big boobs like sissy?? When I first saw this pic I thought it was Skankalina Jolie-Pitt.

Ro-Tel Chicken

This is a recipe that we got from a friend...it is sooooooo yummy!!

6 Chicken Breasts, cooked and diced
1 (12 oz) pkg vermicelli (or any pasta)
1 (10 oz) can Ro-Tel Tomatoes and Chilies
2 T. Worcestershire sauce
1/2 Lb Velveeta Cheese, cubed
1 Lg. bell pepper, chopped (opt.)
1 Lg. onion, chopped (opt.)
1 can mushrooms (opt.)
1 1/2 sticks butter - if using peppers and onion.

Boil and season chicken breast. Save broth. Cook Vermicelli in broth, then drain - Do not rinse. Save broth to add later. Saute chopped onions, peppers, and mushrooms in butter (optional). Add Ro-tel -- I put my Ro-tel in our food processer and pulse for a minute. Add Worcestershire sauce, sauted onions, peppers, and mushrooms. Add vermicelli and cheese until melted. You can add some of the broth if it is too thick for you. Finally add the diced chicken. Bake at 350 degrees until dish bubbles.

Great Trashen on Pitt and Jolie!!!

Thanks to my girl Tabloid Whore (TW) she had a great thought....Poor Shiloh Pitt will be forever know has Piloh Shit! HAHAHAHA....I have not stopped laughing all morning!! Thanks TW!! I still think Jen will come out the winnner in this whole Brad...Jen saga!! I am so sure that Skankalina will end up dumping Brad, cuz that is what she does, or he will find her in bed with her lesbian "friend". Only time will tell about the Shiloh Pitt, I mean Piloh Shitt.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Reese Witherspoon --- Pregnant????

WOW!!! I would say that this looks like a baby bump, if I ever saw one. I do love Reese and Ryan, they make such beautiful babies....and are so cute together. Will they last????

Which Hot Housewife are you???

Now here is a fun quiz!! What are you???

Allie is a Brazen Flirt

Ben Affleck at the Hospital

Oh, my...poor Ben spent his Memorial Day in the E.R. He was treated for a Migraine....OUCH!!!! I don't know if any of the rest of you have ever had a migraine, but I have. Oh, and are they hell!!! I have actually been to the E.R. twice, and both times wished that I would just die, they are so painful.....hope you are feeling better, Ben!!

Vince & Jen -- Still Together

Well, it seems the love birds are still together. They were at a ballgame in Chicago this Memorial Day. That makes me happy. I don't necessarily know if they will get married or date forever, but I do like them both and they seem happy. So....my wish is that they will stay happier then Brad and "Shankalina".