Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Why what fat lips you have - Ashlee Simpson



Well, well. Looks like Ashlee went to the spa again---oh I mean the Dr. Hum...I don't know about you but those lips look huge!!! Nose job, lips done...what is next...maybe big boobs like sissy?? When I first saw this pic I thought it was Skankalina Jolie-Pitt.

Ro-Tel Chicken


This is a recipe that we got from a friend...it is sooooooo yummy!!

6 Chicken Breasts, cooked and diced
1 (12 oz) pkg vermicelli (or any pasta)
1 (10 oz) can Ro-Tel Tomatoes and Chilies
2 T. Worcestershire sauce
1/2 Lb Velveeta Cheese, cubed
1 Lg. bell pepper, chopped (opt.)
1 Lg. onion, chopped (opt.)
1 can mushrooms (opt.)
1 1/2 sticks butter - if using peppers and onion.

Boil and season chicken breast. Save broth. Cook Vermicelli in broth, then drain - Do not rinse. Save broth to add later. Saute chopped onions, peppers, and mushrooms in butter (optional). Add Ro-tel -- I put my Ro-tel in our food processer and pulse for a minute. Add Worcestershire sauce, sauted onions, peppers, and mushrooms. Add vermicelli and cheese until melted. You can add some of the broth if it is too thick for you. Finally add the diced chicken. Bake at 350 degrees until dish bubbles.

Great Trashen on Pitt and Jolie!!!


Thanks to my girl Tabloid Whore (TW) she had a great thought....Poor Shiloh Pitt will be forever know has Piloh Shit! HAHAHAHA....I have not stopped laughing all morning!! Thanks TW!! I still think Jen will come out the winnner in this whole Brad...Jen saga!! I am so sure that Skankalina will end up dumping Brad, cuz that is what she does, or he will find her in bed with her lesbian "friend". Only time will tell about the Shiloh Pitt, I mean Piloh Shitt.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Reese Witherspoon --- Pregnant????



WOW!!! I would say that this looks like a baby bump, if I ever saw one. I do love Reese and Ryan, they make such beautiful babies....and are so cute together. Will they last????

Which Hot Housewife are you???



Now here is a fun quiz!! What are you???

Allie is a Brazen Flirt

Ben Affleck at the Hospital


Oh, my...poor Ben spent his Memorial Day in the E.R. He was treated for a Migraine....OUCH!!!! I don't know if any of the rest of you have ever had a migraine, but I have. Oh, and are they hell!!! I have actually been to the E.R. twice, and both times wished that I would just die, they are so painful.....hope you are feeling better, Ben!!

Vince & Jen -- Still Together


Well, it seems the love birds are still together. They were at a ballgame in Chicago this Memorial Day. That makes me happy. I don't necessarily know if they will get married or date forever, but I do like them both and they seem happy. So....my wish is that they will stay happier then Brad and "Shankalina".

Monday, May 29, 2006

Book Review -- "The Doctor's Wife"


Wow!! I just finished reading this novel by Elizabeth Brundage, called The Doctor's Wife. It is a fantastic book. This is a must read!! Click the title above to purchase. Here is the info from the back cover --

"The memory starts here, in my apron pocket, with the gun." So begins The Doctor's Wife, a stunning debut novel about four people and the cataclysmic intersection of their lives. From the outside, the Knowles family has it all. Michael is a rising OB/GYN at a prominent private practice in Albany, New York; he also moonlights at a local women's health clinic, and they live in a rambling Federal farmhouse with their two kids. But Annie has become tired of her husband's absences, and her role as wife/mother/teacher has worn thin. She begins a love affair with bad-boy celebrity painter Simon Haas, who is married to his muse and model, Lydia, upon whom he built his career. Simon reawakens Annie's passion - but events soon take a dark turn for the Knowles family.

Abortion, local evangelism, marital disenchantment, and the rifts of social class: Brundage takes on the fault lines of our era with a deft hand. The Doctor's Wife is an accomplished, page-turning novel- "A fine debut, full of psychological suspense, plot twists and turns, malice disguised as religion, the taint of incest and cheating spouses."

Hottie of the Day!!





Here is our Hottie of the Day -- Patrick Dempsey!! Enjoy ;-)

Sudoku -- Puzzle of the Day


Click on the "Puzzle of the Day" and it will take you to a Sudoku game. I have become addicted to this game....I could have worse addictions, huh? Give it a try!!

Sunday, May 28, 2006

A must have --- Philosophy (click here)


One of my favorite products is Philosophy. I use the skincare line and LOVE it!!! Here is Philosophy's Cocktail Party. It contains 6 oz. Melon Daquiri, 6 oz. Mimosa, 6 oz. Senorita Margarita. All the products are for your hair & body. And.....I swear all the "flavors" smell like you could eat them. One of my favorite is Cinnamon Buns....Yummy!!! Give these a try, you will love them.

What kind of beach babe are you???


Here is another fun quiz to take.

Tell us what you are..

Allie is a Beach Bunny..

Mildred's Toffee- YUM, YUM!!


I love anything sweet, so I thought I would share this with ya'll!!

Mildred's Toffee
*makes about 1 1/2 lbs.



1 1/2 C. chopped toasted pecans, divided
1 C. sugar
1 C. butter
1 T. light corn syrup
1/4 C. water
1 C. semisweet chocolate morsels (I use more!!)

Spread 1 cup chopped peacans intoa 9-inch circle on a lightly greased baking sheet.
Bring sugar and next 3 ingredients to a boil in a heavy saucepan over medium heat, stirring constantly. Cook (do not stir) until mixture is golden brown and a candy thermometer registers 290 -310 degrees (about 15 minutes.) Pour sugar mixture over pecans on baking sheet. Sprinkle with morsels; let stand 30 seconds. Spread melted morsels evenly over top; sprinkle with remaining 1/2 cup chopped pecans. Chill 1 hour. Break into bite-size pieces. Store in an airtight container.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

It's a Girl for Brangelina!!!!


Well, it finally happened. Angelina had a baby girl on May 27th in Namibia. The baby's name is Shiloh-Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. Well all I have to say is FINALLY!!! I am so sick and tired of her skanky ass. And I am not a Pitt fan either. Can't believe that they are even claiming that it is their baby. Ya know, since they never said that they were "together". Well, congrats to the lovely couple.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Not much for Jessica but love the Army sweatshirt...


I think Jessica was whoring around on Nick so I am not particularly fond of her skinney ass, but since our husbands are in the military....I got to say I like the sweatshirt!! But what up sister with the boots?????

Old Fashioned Layered Salad


This is a great seven layered salad for the holiday or anytime

1 C. Mayo
1 C. Miracle Whip
1 T. Milk
1 t. Dry mustard
1/2 t. salt
1/2 t. pepper
1 Head Romaine lettuce, chopped
2 C. Shredded Cheddar cheese
1 (10oz.) pkg frozen peas, thawed
1 medium red onion, diced
green onions, chopped
6 hard-boiled eggs, chopped
1 1/2 C. chopped bacon
1 large celery, chopped (opt.)

Stir together first 6 ingredients. Layer half each of lettuce, next 5 ingredients, and if desired, celery in a bowl. Spread half of dressing mixture over the top; repeat layers, cover and chill 8 hours.

Chad and Hilary Divorcing....for real!!


I was so sad to read that Chad Lowe and Hilary Swank are JOINTLY going to divorce. They met back in 1992 and Hilary called it "love at first sight". What happens with all these hollywood couples....they never show the statistics, but I would love to know the divorce rate for celebs? For us regular folks it is 50%, what do you guess, maybe 85% divorce in hollywood. It is so sad.

Gwen & Gavin have a baby boy!!!


US Weekly is reporting that Gwen and Gavin arrived at Cedars-Sinai this morning where Gwen is scheduled for a C-section at noon!!! OHHHH I am so excited. They will have the most beautiful baby, I mean besides our kids of course. Celebrity Baby Blog is revealing that Gwen gave birth to a baby boy.

Britney puts the dog in the basement


Well, well, well....seems as if Britney and K. Fed are having a little bit of marital problems. I can't believe it....he is such a nice guy. Britney's publicist is NOT denying that they split, apparently he is living in the couple's mansion.....but in the basement. HAHAHA She needs to just throw him out, he is such a goooooooobbbbbbbber!!! I wonder if she kept the lights on when they were having sex or if she had to turn them off. Blah!!

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Jennifer Garner and her man


I think that they make such a cute couple. And...to top all, it seems like they are such a normal couple. Here is a pic of them in Boston where he is directing his first film Gone, Baby, Gone. Baby Violet and mommy are staying in Boston while he films his movie.

Vote for the cutest celebrity dog....








Tell us who you think has the cutest dog??


Charlize Theron

Heidi Klum

Jamie
Foxx

Jude Law

Gwen Stephani

Penelope Cruz

Jake Gyllenhaal

Hottie of the Day!!



How can one man be so hot???

Jennifer Lopez gets a reality tv show


Jennifer Lopez is getting her own reality show. Her show will be on MTV. "Moves" is going to audition and follow dancers and watch them struggle to get their big break. This should be quite entertaining. We love reality tv shows, it is like a never-ending supply of tards for us to tear apart. I can't wait.

WOW!!! What happened to Clay


I found this picture over on D-Listed!! After watching American Idol last night, I was a little confused as to what is up with Clay and his hair?? What happened to him?? I read yesterday on the net that if any reporters asked about his homo "sexuality" that they would not be allowed in for the nights show. Well, well, wonder why anyone would ever think he was gay.

Paula Deen Recipe


While we were stationed in Savannah, Ga one of our favorite resaurants was The Lady and Sons. So.'..just wanted to share with you her "famous mac & cheese".

The Lady's Cheesy Mac

4 C. cooked elbow macaroni, drained
2 C. grated cheddar cheese
3 eggs, beaten
1/2 C. sour cream
4 T. butter, cut into pieces
1/2 t. salt
1 C. evaporated milk

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. After macaroni has been boiled and drained, add cheddar cheese while macaroni is still hot. Combine remaining ingredients and add to macaroni mixture. Pour into casserle dish and bake for 30-45 minutes. Top with additional cheese, if desired. YUMMY!!

Are you a babe in the bedroom?



Here is a sexy little quiz to take for fun, from Glam.com

American Idol Winner -- Taylor Hicks!!


Well...Taylor did it!! Last night was the best American Idol yet!! If you all remember the previous years how the 2 hour finale always lasted forever, well this year it was surprise, after surprise!! Carrie Underwood and the Idols started the show off, followed by Chris Daughtry singing with LIVE. Elliott rocked the house when he sang with Mary J. Blige. Kat got to sing with Meatloaf, and Taylor looked HOT singing with Toni Braxton!! To top the evening off, Prince came strutting out and sang two new songs. It was an AWESOME show!!!